‘I saved the world from cancer’! This guy’s EPIC justification for cheating on his GF

He called her a 'watermelon-head' and yet expected her to take him back. But that's only one of the shockers. He told her that he basically did a great service to humanity and 'saved the world from cancer' by cheating on her with another girl.

Did you know cheating on your girlfriend could actually be just the break cancer cure
needs? No, don’t roll your eyes at us, not yet. We aren’t wasting your time here, this is serious business. After a girl found out her boyfriend cheated on her, he gave her the most profound and detailed explanation for his deranged behaviour. And it makes for a perfectly logical explanation.

Many of us would judge a person for cheating on their partner. But here’s the thing — sometimes, it is all for a greater good. A Twitter user, @bxllaneira, recently shared screenshots of a text conversation where the guy explained why he cheated to his girlfriend. And ever since then, Twitterati have lost their collective calm.

Jokes apart, while we appreciate he owned up to what he was up to behind his girlfriend’s back, it is his explanation that is shocking people. If that wasn’t all, the benevolent guy was ready to forgive her too, for “getting everything twisted in your watermelon head”! He called her a ‘watermelon-head’ and yet expected her to take him back. But that’s only one of the shockers. He starts his epic explanation by saying that he was tipsy and let the girl hit on him because “the universe could be at stake”. Yes, let it sink in. So, here it goes (in proper English, if you please) — ‘If I didn’t let her, she would have walked out drunk and got hit by a car in streets. The driver of the car would have had kids, who could have been doctors or lawyers but would now grow on the streets because they don’t have a father. And thus, the world will lose the solution to cancer.’